i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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