We're facebook friends in real life
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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