yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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