Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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