super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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