There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
NoShamevember. You game?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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