Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
not ubering you a puppy
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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