Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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