youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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