nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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