The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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