god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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