we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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