She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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