Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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