Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This is not my ceiling
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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