gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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