I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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