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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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