I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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