He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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