he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
