yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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