she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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