We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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