Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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