If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
God I need to hump something, right now.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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