I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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