I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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