i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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