I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
she looked like the before picture.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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