all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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