She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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