i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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