New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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