Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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