Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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