I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You took a bar mat shot.
Houston, we have a squirter
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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