I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
