office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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