I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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