yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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