Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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