fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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