just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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