Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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