I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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