The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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