So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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