drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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