I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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