Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize