btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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