More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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