there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Randomize
